circletines:

hi, im macklemore welcome to my house, id love you give you a mackletour. please just follow me through the mackledoor. sorry its a little dirty, i havent done my macklechores yet. let me macklepour you a glass of water. like the couch? we just bought it at the macklestore. please, let me introduce you to my dad, he fought in the vietnam macklewar. wait dont leave yet you havent even seen the second macklefloor 

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scarecrows:

jokerstrife:

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You’re like the fucking angel of death. [x]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN EVER

HOLY SHIT

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TIMED MISSIONS IN GAMES

sodamnrelatable:

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That irritating moment when you’re rushing to do your assignment

sodamnrelatable:

and this bitch comes to you and starts blabbering stuff.

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emobaria:

when your parents make you call to make your own appointments and have adult responsibilities
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I hate when…

sodamnrelatable:

I can’t put what I’m searching for into words. 

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waakeme-up:

This is literally my favorite thing on the Internet