hi, im macklemore welcome to my house, id love you give you a mackletour. please just follow me through the mackledoor. sorry its a little dirty, i havent done my macklechores yet. let me macklepour you a glass of water. like the couch? we just bought it at the macklestore. please, let me introduce you to my dad, he fought in the vietnam macklewar. wait dont leave yet you havent even seen the second macklefloor
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN EVER
That irritating moment when you’re rushing to do your assignment
and this bitch comes to you and starts blabbering stuff.
when your parents make you call to make your own appointments and have adult responsibilities
I hate when…
I can’t put what I’m searching for into words.